New Theory of Nature

In honor of preserving the only apparent shred of wisdom from a rather silly yet amusing thread on the Pagan Circle, I preserve for posterity, “The Chirotus-Jesus Law of Inevitable Idiocy.”

Axiom: “The Chirotus-Jesus Law of Inevitable Idiocy”: The longer any worthwhile discussion is maintained, the probability that it will succumb to idiocy approaches 1.

Corollary: “Theory of Initial Idiocy”: If the worthwhile discussion is introduced in the midst of pre-existing idiocy, the probability of succumbing to idiocy approaches 1 at a logarithmic rate, with its initial value determined by the square of the initial amount of idiocy.

Further proofs and evidence supporting this newly discovered law shall be forthcoming. Suggestions are welcome.


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