Strength Spell

I found this on ChaosMatrix, and thought I would share:

Nick XXXXXX shouted he wanted a ritual, spell, etc. for buffness

What you’ll need:

  1. an incense of large charcoal briquettes, and a brazier, with a metal grill upon it, in which to burn it.
  2. various food items from the four food groups
  3. a quiet place to go and perform the ritual
  4. Big heavy metal things

Ritual:

  • Light the incense, and place above it the various food items. Continue until food is thoughroughly purified. This provides the spiritual energy needed to perform the rest of the ritual.
  • Pick up the metal things.
  • Put down the metal things.
  • Assure yourself that you aren’t just doingthis because you’re insecure about your penis.
  • Repeat a few hundred times.

Repeat this ritual on a fairly regular basis.

Recognition goes to WorryDoll, whomever that may be.

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