I found this on ChaosMatrix, and thought I would share:
Nick XXXXXX shouted he wanted a ritual, spell, etc. for buffness
What you’ll need:
- an incense of large charcoal briquettes, and a brazier, with a metal grill upon it, in which to burn it.
- various food items from the four food groups
- a quiet place to go and perform the ritual
- Big heavy metal things
- Light the incense, and place above it the various food items. Continue until food is thoughroughly purified. This provides the spiritual energy needed to perform the rest of the ritual.
- Pick up the metal things.
- Put down the metal things.
- Assure yourself that you aren’t just doingthis because you’re insecure about your penis.
- Repeat a few hundred times.
Repeat this ritual on a fairly regular basis.
Recognition goes to WorryDoll, whomever that may be.