Witch Question 19

19) Favorite tree?

I’m not really sure about that.

I used to have an apple tree in my back yard. I would climb it all the time, and just hang out in it. In the fall I would pick apples from it.

The walnut tree killed it.

We also have maple trees, and I like those. I like their fun little helicopter seed pods. They make me happy.

I’ve never seen a plum tree, but I would love them because plums are my favorite fruit.

Bradford pear trees are an abomination to the Lord, and I despise them with the fiery passion of a thousand burning suns. They stink like a trashcan filled with week-old used condoms, and I will gag if there is one within 100 yards.

We have a catalpa tree that I’m fond of. It’s a nice, amiable tree, with a simple appearance that disguises surprising complexity. I will have to go with that one.


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