I’m sure you’ve heard all sorts of wonderful things about the Supermoon that graced us this past weekend, and the awesome powers it holds. And how this Supermoon is the closed the Moon has been to the Earth for millions of years, and how it won’t come this close for millions more.

I have heard tell of spectacular Esbat rituals harnessing the unusual powers of the Supermoon, and the great sense of peace and tranquility that it has bestowed upon the participants thereof.

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